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Hang out Klutch, you just sparked something in my head...

He's going to get a free car......and he's QUESTIONING it?

*facepalm*
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Only the war on obesity.
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That S4 is really nice
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Quote from Stang70Fastback :It's shit.



Like shit.

DAMN YOU.

I saw this thread (missed it up until now) and was going to write EXACTLY that.

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You look like my Dad 20 years ago.
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Quote from CodeLyoko1 :he said in that game that he was speed and that he was the member of sgp, so its identity stealing

Lol did he say he also had the same national insurance number?
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Nah, that's just the penis of the man who's jumped on his back.
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Quote from AndRand :spierdalaj pojebana kurwo
You make ortos, dumbass

What what does that even mean.
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Quote from danthebangerboy :

Right, back to cars, the beemer, im happy with it, coz i did get a very good deal on it, but there are a few niggles...

The MAF doesnt work properly, well, thats the most likely cause of it feeling like it does from what i have been told and have read online, feels like a non turbo diesel anywhere below about 2750 - 3000 rpm, especially when cold, go below 2000 rpm and it literally will not accellerate at all, and evenonce its warm i dont think its got the full amount of pull that it should have, it still seems a little flat to me, its a lot slower than my dads 2.0 hdi xantia anyway.

The window washer jets are messed up and deliver no water to the windscreen, a quick google suggests i need to take them to bits and makes sure the sealing washer and spring are seated properly, apparently after a while the sealing washer moves or something.

i have an airbag sensor light permanently on, the low water level light is permenently on (which could be the reason is why the engine fan is always on too) but the water is fine, and the low oil level light (orange one)comes on and goes off whenever it wants to, although the oil level is fine.

It feels a bit weird round bends and i was blaming the wind as its really breezy here at the moment, but my mate (whos a mechanic) drove it about a mile or so earlier and after a few bends he said well its obvious, feel the way it dips when you turn left, drivers side rear spring is broken you donut, and he's right, the car sits a good 2 inches lower on that rear corner.


MAF - Dunno if BMW do exchange (VW do) but it's about £80 exchange for an OE one (bosch in my case). You can get it on the cheap (like a chinese or aftermarket one) but they WILL break again very quickly or may not even be right to begin with. So buy genuine.

As for the acceleration well that's probably the MAF as well but depends. My diesel never goes above 2200rpm on a light throttle until it's warmed up, no quicker way to rape your turbo than to thrash it when cold (and the rest of the engine). Some engines also limit power and boost on a cold engine (but they do a poor job of it you still achieve 90% of the performance anyway) so change the MAF see what happens.

The lack of boost could be due to the boost regulator, on my car that's known as the n75 valve. Dunno if BMW have named it something different, "ze heinz mezzchersmit auto boosten switchen yaren" or something probably.
Air bag will likely because the ignitor in one or more of the airbags has failed, or you could be lucky and it could be a broken cable.

Replace the water temp sensor and the oil pressure/level switch and see what happens. If the oil light is a pressure switch then it could be that at times you do have low or high engine oil pressure...who knows, a diag scan will tell you.

to be fair you should have spotted and felt the collapsed suspension from a mile away. *facepalm*

2 inches is a BIG height difference (as in how my car was before I lowered it and how it was now).. even if it wasn't that much it should have still be noticable..If one spring has broken then there's a good chance the others will follow soon, normally broken springs are caused by morons who drive over speedbumps at a million miles an hour..thank the previous owner probably...likely the dampers will be past their best as well after years of abuse.

Depending on what you want it may be worth replacing the whole lot with a set of cheapy coilovers, such as FK or JOM...budgets yup they are. But the JOM ones aren't too bad, FKs I hear less good things about. I have bought some JOMs for my car, 2 year warranty you can't go wrong. That will give you a nice adjustable drop and renew your suspension. Normally a full set of coilovers by JOM or FK or another budget manufacturer are no more expensive than a set of OE quality springs..so that's a no brainer to be honest.

While you're at it you'd be best off changing the top mounts and bushes (with either BMW oem or powerflex bushes) at the same time.

Yes i appreciate cost may get a bit high replacing the bushes etc but it's a job worth doing in the long run..suspension is important.

Also for the cost of a crappy night out you can replace the air filter, oil filter and oil at the same time. May have been done recently before but better to give it a clean bill of health.
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http://www.google.co.uk/search ... &biw=1440&bih=797

"Related searches - Fat american people"

Although to be fair if you search for "British people" you get "British people teeth"

Niko pick something cool, probably off an Audi. Paint them a deep metallic anthracite. Then buy some wheels from a Passat and spray them orange. Max scene points bro. Don't forget the air ride and obligitory stickers.
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Quote from Homeless_Drunk :I didn't say fat, I never used the word fat...I said had a stomach/gut...

...and not every American is fat, that's like saying everyone from the UK has ****ed up teeth...it's a stereotype. My girl doesn't have a gut, none of her friends do...maybe my standards are just a bit higher...I dono...

I've been to raves...and yes, raver chicks are like that...there's exceptions to the rule...but that's just how it is...not talking shit, just making an observation...

It's not about standards. The girls in those pics are what you call "normal". Likely your girl and her friends are those kind of women who insist on being a tiny bunch of bones which personally I find unattractive. But hey that's their choice.
My ideal sized woman is probably a size (and age) 10 or a 12 but since everything in life is a compromise..
As for fat americans, yes pretty much they are. As for bad teeth, well yeah 15 years ago. Now all children on the NHS get free dental work. I had it. now it's like george clooney in the house.

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Even if they weren't lesbians, I wouldn't go near them. Half of them in the pictures look rough, and the majority look like the type that'll "boil your bunny" if you ever pissed them off!

Just saw your sig....you nobber.

yeah don't boil my travel bunny the silicone would melt.

And what sig do you mean? Don't know what you're talking about mate.
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The dacia sandero?
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Holy shit! Look at all those lesbians!

Yeah. Most of them are lesbians... which is fine but for a guy there's nothing to get. Those that aren't lesbians probably look like Klutch and do Klutchy things like get high on mushrooms while listening to John Lenon songs.

Either way not really interested in girls like that, so yeah - it's like a gaybar.

Quote from Homeless_Drunk :75% of those chicks got a stomach on em...lol

Coming from an American I find it quite funny you are brave enough to call anyone fat. None of those girls are fat
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Not really. For someone like Jamie, and 95% of other people on this forum, I will always reply to them and enjoy having some banter with them.

Yeah that's right you ****

Quote from Nathan_French_14 : If you have a problem with that, then go to one of your gay bars (shit sorry, i meant raves!)

LOL klutch got pwned.
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Quote from Seb66 :



Maybe because he actually makes useful posts, instead of spamming a thread with random shite like you are?

Touche!
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Quote from nikopdr :So yeah, I haven't really told everyone what car I drive nowadays(well I can't drive anything at the moment, damn police) but the car I own now is a VW Golf MK2 and have to say i find it actually quite brilliant for the money I paid it for, everything is in an awesome condition(well only the exterior is beaten and rusty but I am planning to fix the car completely this month already, since I'm getting my license back in February)



This is an image from somewhere around October or something, and yes, I am replacing those front lights completely, since they are already in a bad condition, the yellow tint was just a pisstake, and done for fun.

I have plans to overhaul most of the car, including repairing the rustpatches, fixing the paintwork, getting some actual black bumpers, or try to make the ones attached look less crappy. Actually ordered some stuff last few days that include a susp kit, and new lights and a GTi lip, and next I plan to buy some wheels for it... Only thing I actually want for them is get some unique wheels(something not usually seen in Finland... Like Ronal Turbos for example) and get an adjustable susp kit in the near future.



And yes, it was a cheap car, rusty and ugly, but goddamn it is awesome though. Doesn't consume much fuel, is literally cheap to own and most spare parts cost almost nothing at all.(needed a new throttle cable, expecting it to cost a lot, but I was surprised it only cost under 10 euros!)

Ronal turbos the most original wheels on the VW scene.... OH WAIT.
As for the paint, some cutting compound and a DA or machine polisher (which aren't that hard to use actually, you have to be a COMPLETE moron to go through paint with that) will have that looking awesome again.
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Quote from RasmusL :In that case, his tendency line shows the new patches having negative points, and increasingly so.

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Quote from [RCG]Boosted :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zx39v3JUUI

Both amazing and creepy at the same time.
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^ lol.

To be fair Nathan as long as the guy who owns it thinks it looks cool then that's his choice. I don't think you'd be happy if people mocked you for having a Lexus or remember that Max-Power Escort you had?
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I've not. I just download the odd movie. When uploading to Youtube which is what the OP enquired about, Youtube limit the quality anyway. Difference on a computer monitor would be neglible.

And I'm neither arguing your point or saying you were wrong. I'm just saying it's a bit weird how you got a perma ban and yet you're still here where as others who were in the same situation got repeated bans. :|
Ah well demo noob for you.
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In the world or just the internet sites you read. Were you banned from those too?
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What, it's true. No banhammer.
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Lol Flame has it with Facepalm right now haha
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